As I write this post, I'm very, very tempted to insert a link to a really fascinating speech I just read. But of course, "only a solipsist or, what is much the same thing, a narcissist, would think that what he or she had for lunch would be of wider interest; and only those with vacuous minds would be interested."
Therefore I shall not.
Instead, maybe I'll just put a piece of my mind from the time when I was reading some notes on a particular global establishment: "This ______ is so great, it's practically grating on my nerve."
Perhaps I'm going slightly mad today. Oh well, good night.